Andy: well, your agent Mrs. Shwarma-Lee has an opportunity for you to be the face of Mrs. Wiener’s Pot Beaners Brownies, there is casting call for “So You Think You Can Bake A Husband Out of GingerBread”, Alyssa Milano wants you on her podcast “A Murder Of Hoes”, your on-going Twitter beef with Kelly Ripa continues, & you have been invited to participate in some sort of murder competition on an island.
Nancy: set-up a call with Schwarms on all but the island thing. You do that. Unless it’s televised. Is it televised?
Andy: it doesn’t say it is.
Nancy: so it’s a webcam show. does it pay if I don’t win?
Andy: No…
Nancy: then you go. You said you wanted more opportunities, here is an opportunity.
Andy: but it’s for you.
Nancy: an unpaid cam show, they will take what they can get which is you. (Puts fingers to lips) This is your chance little bird. Every little starlings dream, to get fake murdered on a cam show that you can use to pad your IMDB resume. Go, kill your way through the Internet. Make mamma proud.
Fade to black.