Happy International Childfree Day to all my childfree folks! 🎉
It’s not easy to live in a world in which pregnancy test commercials never show women celebrating negative results.
@linguistgoneforeign Would be a creative commercial- Woman worried about missing her period, flashback to a one-night stand with a rando- doing the test- negative result- Woman joyful - VoiceOver: We even ensure that nothing happened
Voice over: "We even ensure that nothing happened"
Scene: a group of people in suits jump out of a black van, follow the one-night stand into a dark alley, hold them down and erase their memories with a neuralyzer. The woman watches from the distance with a smirk on her face.