@lowqualityfacts That's poetry, man.

@lowqualityfacts this came as a disappointment to many astronomers who hoped we could use them to figure out how old saturn is

@lowqualityfacts Well they are made of ice.

@lowqualityfacts how many rings left?

@lowqualityfacts how do you say summer in Saturnian?

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Unlike the moon, which is made of green cheese, Saturn's rings are made of ice cream. This is due to the fact that the conditions are much colder on Saturn since it's further from the sun and the significant presence of ice.

As we know, ice cream melts a lot easier than cheese, especially a firm cheese like the kind the moon is made of.

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When Galileo first saw Saturn through is telescope, he marveled at the lobes on either side, which got smaller month after month (as the rings turned edge-on to Earth).

Finally, when they disappeared, he exclaimed "Does Saturn still eat his children?" and never looked at the planet again.

The Greek god Kronos (Roman: Saturn) ate his children at birth to prevent them from taking over the universe. But Rhea threw a stone into his plans...

@lowqualityfacts Note that this applies to both hemispheres so you have to be mindful that just because it's summer here doesn't mean it's melted for the Australians yet

@lowqualityfacts Their summer or ours? If theirs, is that where snow comes from?

@lowqualityfacts You've really gone too far this time - spreading rumors about a planet that can't answer back because it's so far out in space.