@lowqualityfacts hence all those fancy colorful and frilled varieties! It all makes sense now!

You could garnish that lettuce hat with an attractive colorful insect, or a radish! 😂😂😂

@lowqualityfacts What do you mean "before"?

@lowqualityfacts ermmmm, no.

@lowqualityfacts Lettuce see the celery you get paid for this, to see if you beet around the bush...

@lowqualityfacts

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@lowqualityfacts https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/g50xp0/i_get_to_finally_join_the_living_hat_club_i_found/

@lowqualityfacts and when they bowed their heads and removed their hats before prayer, they whispered "lettuce pray."

@lowqualityfacts It also sunk the Titanic, so don't argue with it.